If you've never seen Eddie Izzard, I seriously suggest renting his standup. He's one of the funniest comedians I've ever heard. Almost everything he says is golden.
( Beige, stipple effect, two days! )
More darling Eddie. The textures I used can be found at my Deviant Art favs. Mostly Dressed to Kill quotes, but one from the Jeff/Darth Vader skit in The Circle.
( Le singe est dans l'autobus. Le singe conduit l'autobus. )